no joker

When you go to the bathroom for a dump and know right away its gonna be a good one and you'll feel satisfied after. Very similar to when a hitter in baseball hits a long home run aka a no doubter

"Hey Rex hows your morning going?"
"Great man just took a no joker 20 minutes ago and am ready to take on the day"

by YourFriendJamal May 3, 2018

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Dad Joke

Any joke made by Mark Hamill.

Have you seen Mark Hamill's twitter? That guy only posts dad jokes!

by artooey January 28, 2018

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Related Words

joken • jokeneek • JoKena • jokenanny • joker • jokeman • jaken • Joker Face • joke killer • joker smile

king joker

the for the joker took in batman comics when bat-mite attempted to show batman true power but went horribly wrong

OH NO! Its king joker!

by the theorising geek February 15, 2018

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The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.

That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.

by grittyt February 18, 2018

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irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018

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Inside joke

A joke that is very rude and offensive and should only be said inside but is told literally anywhere than inside

Person 1: what if it turns out this Japanese Genji main made a time machine and went back in time to bomb Pearl Harbor?! 😂
Person 2:nigga we outside, you shouldn’t be saying inside jokes and shit like that out here

by BLINGxCR-the-pro-genji June 1, 2018

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Timeless Joke

Timeless joke: a self referential joke that AV came up with.

Its comedic value fluctuates with time.

AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...

by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018

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