half a job, rob

Someone when they do a job only does half of it to piss everyone off

Person 1: Yeah i got the job done quickly
Person 2: Let me guess you did a half a job, rob

by Billy010101 December 13, 2017

bloody snuff job

When you have intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and then afterwords you sniff the blood out of her vagina like a line of cocaine.

Carson had blood all over his nose after giving Kylee a bloody snuff job. But she loved it.

by Fogle johnson August 9, 2018

The Magic Mac Job

After consuming a unhealthy amount of macaroni and cheese, you proceed to rub more upon someone cock while you suck him off.

After dinner last night I tried out 'The Magic Mac Job' on Brian. He was into it.

Hey Sara, do you think we should give Zach 'The Magic Mac Job' tonight after the party?

Bro, when she hit me with The Magic Mac Job I knew she was a keeper!

by Xeeri November 4, 2018

National blow job day

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day

Blow me ok I will for national blow job day

by Danny08466g October 4, 2020

Hammer the Job

To masturbate/have a wank/spank the plank.

“ Sorry I’m late guys I had to hammer the job of meself “

by Maccamore February 14, 2021

7/11 was an inside job

7/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! PEWDIEPIE DID 7/11! GAMERS ARE THE TRUE TERRORISTS! DON'T LET THE METAVERSE GOVERNMENT FOOL YOU!

Johnny: "Oh, hi, Mark, did you know 7/11 was an inside job?"
*Johnny then suddenly commits suicide, 5 bullet holes are found on the back of his head.*

by KyBer Leger March 7, 2022

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023