screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover November 30, 2024

Jim C

CHAD he is the best Chad ever to exist and a God coder

Ladies: O SHIT ITS JIM C *Swoons to the floor*

by Chadlord 69420 May 6, 2021

jimming

Distributing someones food and handing an empty bag to the original owner

I always knew he was a rude boy, he was jimming with my food daily

by haremhabibi May 9, 2019

Pulled a Jim

Verb - To clutch a round quickly or against great odds; to pull off an extraordinary feat.

Last night I couldn't get it up but I Pulled a Jim and now we both can't move from exhaustion.

by Puffnwheeze March 14, 2020

Jim Sarbh

A really hot, well read guy who gets paid for pretending to speak Hindi.

Guy 1: "That guy looks like a terrorist."
Guy 2: "Oh, no he's just Jim Sarbh."

by Srishtyst April 20, 2024

Jim

"Jim" is a compulsive need to research ordering options days before you get to the destination. Your name does not need to be Jim; you must only have the undeniable requirement to inspect all ordering options. I need to "Jim" the menu to know what I want to order a week before the reservation.

The second reservations were made, I felt the need to Jim the menu.

by Adri_V November 13, 2022