Jade

A girl that’s Just gay

“Hey look at Jade” “yeah she’s totally gay”

by Jade S. November 25, 2023

Jade

Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.

sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?

Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman

sexy man: Fuck off!

Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch

by gaybitchesgetfucked April 21, 2021

Jade

Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.

N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?

C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.

N: Why is she so short bro?

C: Why are you so damn fine bro?

N: Oh.

by Grogg76 March 8, 2022

Jade.

a sad bitch with no life that puts out all her rage on her only friends cause she knows they wont ban her,usually met on skype or discord......and always a feminist

"Gosh....That girl from last night was such a jade."
"i knooooow"

by Kagekun101 May 12, 2017

jade fat

a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined

look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!

by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024

Randy Jade

Amazing boyfriend material. He's a little weird, and gets attacked by swans, but he's a cutie pie.

Best and hottest mf from Dialtown.

have you seen Randy Jade? never wanted my phone as much as i want *that* phone.

by whysoupsoggy February 27, 2024

Elle Jade

This little lady is a proper one she is. She loves life and enjoys past, present and future. She is a sex goddess and enjoys getting bedded on many an occasion but always nice never naughty. She has fear of personal detail and card machine as well as be charged. She have sheself one too many a gin on the Boxing Day.

Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.

God knows she be the queen of twerk.

“Have yeh seen that Elle Jade? She be sooooo nice!”

by Sirhenryviii November 23, 2021