I can't believe not one is able to say anything about a male Jade. They are the most fun, talented, loving, kind people. Jade is a man that never fail to show love to those they love the most. They are great fathers, friends, and overall great people to be around. And they are handsome of course, can't forget that. They birthday's are usually in the greenie seasons such as March, April, May.
If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
by kindaabitnervous November 23, 2021
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ADJECTIVE.
Deeply miserly/Extremely low/Down from a fallen love; heartbroken.
ETYMOLOGY.
Derived from:
1. late 16th century: from French le jade (earlier l'ejade), from Spanish piedra DE IJADA or yjada (1560s), ‘stone OF THE FLANK’ / ‘(stone of) colic or pain IN THE SIDE’ (i.e. stone for colic, which it was believed to cure).
Colic is frequent, prolonged and intense crying or fussiness in a seemingly healthy infant.
2. late 14th century; "worn-out horse," , apparently originally "cart horse," a word of uncertain origin. Barnhart and Century Dictionary suggests a variant of yaid, yald "whore," literally "mare" (c. 1400), from a Scandinavian source akin to Old Norse jalda "mare," and ultimately from Finno-Ugric (compare Mordvin al'd'a "mare"). But OED finds the assumption of a Scandinavian connection "without reason." As a term of abuse for a woman, it dates from 1550s; in early use also of mean or worthless men, and sometimes simply "a young woman."
Jade (pain in the flank; emotionally worn out) is the first single-syllable english term to come illustrate the concept of a fallen love.
ADJECTIVE.
Deeply miserly/Extremely low/Down from a fallen love; heartbroken.
ETYMOLOGY.
Derived from:
1. late 16th century: from French le jade (earlier l'ejade), from Spanish piedra DE IJADA or yjada (1560s), ‘stone OF THE FLANK’ / ‘(stone of) colic or pain IN THE SIDE’ (i.e. stone for colic, which it was believed to cure).
Colic is frequent, prolonged and intense crying or fussiness in a seemingly healthy infant.
2. late 14th century; "worn-out horse," , apparently originally "cart horse," a word of uncertain origin. Barnhart and Century Dictionary suggests a variant of yaid, yald "whore," literally "mare" (c. 1400), from a Scandinavian source akin to Old Norse jalda "mare," and ultimately from Finno-Ugric (compare Mordvin al'd'a "mare"). But OED finds the assumption of a Scandinavian connection "without reason." As a term of abuse for a woman, it dates from 1550s; in early use also of mean or worthless men, and sometimes simply "a young woman."
Jade (pain in the flank; emotionally worn out) is the first single-syllable english term to come illustrate the concept of a fallen love.
1. Jenna: "I'm jade, bro..."
Aris: "Come on, J. Lace up! Let's hit the park. C'mon. chin up."
2. To pine away and get all jade is natural but believe that solutions exist.
Aris: "Come on, J. Lace up! Let's hit the park. C'mon. chin up."
2. To pine away and get all jade is natural but believe that solutions exist.
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Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”
Guy 2 “wait…”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”
Guy 2 “wait…”
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