Jazzy J

Jazzy J arouses the younglings, seduces them and drains them with its unique 'ew' factor
Also known as Jiz (in my pants) J for those who have been lured into her Medusa snake hair and Gollum eyes.

Jazzy J shes a keeper

by ChandyKhanEhEhEh May 27, 2009

j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

J-Reeing

J-Reeing is a term used by high school students to define the act of cheating on an exam, especially getting ahold of the exam and changing answers after the exam has been handed in.

Student: "I put the wrong answer on my test but the teacher isn't here...time for some J-Reeing!"

by SAT2400 December 15, 2008

j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

Pubic J's

1. To put pubic hair in someone's PB&J.

2. To ask if people want Pubic J's. It sounds like PB J's.

1. "I pubic j'ed my dad yesterday."

2. You: "I'm going to make Pubic J's, anyone want some?"
Victim: "I want 2."
You: "Be right back."

by Kyle Wallschlaeger April 5, 2008

J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

Terry J

A hip-hop artist from Orlando, Terry Sanksalso known as Terry J has released several singles although unsigned. Originally haling from California, Terry is currently best known for his single "Bag Em' All" which features hip-hop artist Max V".

Man: "Did you hear that new Terry J track?"

Woman: "Yes, I want to have his kids!"

by hiphophead14 August 24, 2009