j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

by JBesch May 15, 2007

j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.

Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.

by Dash 5 March 9, 2007

J-Mart

In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.

Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.

by ekulwyo October 28, 2006

j cashin

the biggest form of swag you could have, just in a verb form, only the coolest people say this

“hey bro what are you up to”
“not much just j cashin”

by bummyaf January 23, 2021

hold J

in War thunder it is to leave your whatever aircraft or vehicle you are driving in a British way

"hold J to leave your aircraft"

by quote by "Squire" March 15, 2021

j-wife

Shortened version for Japanese wife. There are lot of people mentioning their Japanese wife on reddit to have some kind of alibi for whatever they say. So the term j-wife was coined.

Oh look at Joe who thinks he'll live a happy life once he gets his j-wife.
There are a lot of people mentioning their j-wife's on reddit.

by jwife January 22, 2022

whoppy j

the leader of the bkk most people fear him and there is only one in the world,jim,hes the best in the world no one can beat him

(whopper jr)

oh shit its whoppy j and his crew

by whoppy j January 19, 2009