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Weston wood

The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight
Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness
by The god of pu$$y July 10, 2022
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Nanny Wood

When somebody on that bullshit.

When someone is too scary to make moves on the one they crushing on or when someone is talking to someone and they're too shy to take initiative.

When someone just ain't feeling the day they having, and so they halfass everything around them.
yo ass on that nanny wood
by RedToms March 23, 2011
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wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.
Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.
by ingrain99 May 15, 2016
mugGet the wood tablemug.

lil wood

A boy that does funny videos on istagram
Did u see the new video lil wood posted today
by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017
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Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog
William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
by b_ranson May 3, 2020
mugGet the Wood stompingmug.

Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.
A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”
by Joleeee January 10, 2020
mugGet the Wood offmug.

graining on wood

by Drunkinlove June 27, 2014
mugGet the graining on woodmug.

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