shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

jack woods

sick cunt. gets all the bitches

Jack woods got all the bitches wet

by yessir.com.epic September 14, 2020

Dusk Wood

The boner you get between 12am and 5am that you can't exactly term "Morning Wood"

"I got Dusk Wood after midnight."

"Dusk Wood, not Morning Wood."

by MythicalMews January 25, 2021

Scott Wood

Used to describe someone who messes up so fucking comedically bad and stupidly, that it almost seems like it will all be ok at the end of the sitcom episode.

Man, Johnny just Scott Wood’ed so bad how did are boss not fire him

by SpookyDookie64 October 6, 2022

Logan wood

a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.

pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth

yo bro you seen that tall ass tree Logan wood?

by Babash00keth December 29, 2019

Generational wood

When one finds oneself with an erection for both a GILF and a GDILF .

I was surprised I had to hide my generational wood after that infomercial of Suzanne Somers and her granddaughter. Creepily but pleasantly surprised 👵🥒.

by Tough T is BS May 7, 2021

Wood Fist

The act of fisting another man or man like animal, wearing a lumberjack outfit, preferably while holding their dick, dressed in the look of an axe. Wood Shavings are shoved afterwards in the ass, for the other man to pull out, upon waking up.

Though it sounds horrible, many survivors have enjoyed there painful experience.

Man, my gramp gave me a good Wood Fist last night...
I'm still pulling the shaving's out

by Harrowific July 10, 2019