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Garden hose

Anybody that would shoot somebody over an argument about a garden hose, male or female, in law or outlaw, isn't somebody that is going to live and let live.
No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
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The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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Better Homes and Gardens

the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation).
Better Homes and Gardens is one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines.
by Wendysfg May 7, 2023
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jade garden

A nasty ass chinese restaurant in kingston that uses dog meat as their "chicken"
-hey do you wanna go to jade garden for lunch?
-Nah I don't feel like eating dog today.
by 3e934897-diuph October 21, 2019
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Weeding The Beer Garden

When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve
Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!
by RNRSGMG August 7, 2010
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Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020
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