wood plank

The act of planking on your wood, or boner.

He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.

by Kilo Tango November 9, 2019

wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.

1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!

by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018

𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood

Highstar* wood : marijuana rolled in a backwood(leaf) and rolling papers

A torch is commonly used with a hstr wood

Yt:that’s a slimey(shady) 𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood
Jef: ofc

by Mystar.con February 22, 2021

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

wood brushing

When someone brushes their teeth with their own or something eles fatty cock

Dam that bićh wanted to try something new but I never would have guessed wood brushing

by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020

Wood off

A phrase used to tell someone to go away in a joking and cheeky manner.

A: “Hey can u give me a tenner?”
B: “Wood off!”

by Joleeee January 10, 2020

knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".

Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.

by QuacksO February 26, 2023