Hey Hanging

An annoying, extremely irritating communication, usually performed at work, where a coworker will reach out to you, usually on an instant messaging platform or text message with just the word “hey” or “hi.” The offender will not say anything more until you respond, then either they will get to the point or will engage in meaningless chatting while you are attempting to complete another task. The painful part of this communication is that it will raise your anxiety level, especially if it is from your boss on a Friday, especially on a Friday morning, (can you jump on Zoom for a second? Aka layoff), or on a Friday night, (I have a fire drill that needs your attention ASAP, it might be an all nighter). The Hey hanging provokes the worst case scenarios, fear, and even paranoia when the victim is trying to figure out what is coming next.

I just got a ping on Teams from this project manager who I haven’t spoken to in months. The ping just said “hey,” now I am racing through my mind like crazy. What did I miss? What does he want? Is this person going to saddle me with something that will ruin my day? Get to the point and stop hey hanging me!

by Lumburgh Survivor May 21, 2025

hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled

person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"

person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.

by anonymous June 4, 2024

Zhen Hei

This Sexy Motherfucker will make any women fall in love with him. If Zhen Hei go outside, even Kim Jong Un will salute him. He is the most manly and handsome man in the same time.

If he make your girl pass out, he is a Zhen Hei

by Zhen Hei November 24, 2021

Hei Gui

means nigger in chinese. used in cleveland a bit. useful when u wanna say it around black guys without them knowing.

"Hey LeBron you stupid fucking hei gui make a shot!" said the racist chinaman.

by creamyheigui August 3, 2023

Hey

When you wanna yalk

When you wanna talk say hey

by anonymous November 22, 2021

hey

hey is a great way to greet someone.

hey bitches

by hello people it's me March 4, 2022

I feel like Naruto, I feel like hey

a very bad song made in 2021. Do not listen to it or you will very likely die. Please jump of a bridge if you enjoy this song.

Your mom: howdy, have you heard the new song I feel like Naruto, I feel like hey ?

My mom: YES LMAO it's so bad. I f*cked your dad right after hearing that shit

by I hate p3nis November 22, 2021