happy mayonaise

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day
Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up
by chubbzilla January 13, 2016
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Happy Interstate

When the happy trail is exceedingly hairy, enough to be deemed a happy interstate.
That guy's belly hair is gnarly. It's called a happy trail - No, it's called a happy interstate.
by TheFuzzyTravelers March 12, 2011
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happy humping

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!
by SuezeeSmurd January 06, 2019
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Happy sauce

Weed, Mirjuana, pot
by Datniggha June 04, 2018
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Happy fluid

basicaly cum (the fluid that comes out when the penis or vagina gets stimulated which can be as a result of an orgasm)
After watching porn and masturbating the boy got an orgasm and let out some happy fluid.
Boy "Oh yeah baby oh I am letting out some happy fluid"
by Anonymous454234 May 08, 2010
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happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.
Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.
by kflare3 January 10, 2013
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Happy hat

Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
Hi everyone. My name is BK, and this is my happy hat. When I wear it, I feel happy.
by bkap314 January 15, 2021
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