a woman who is so seasoned at being a cunt, at the right moment, time, situation, etc. Men can't help but bow to the royal disposition of a woman well defined in the presence of swinging dick.. " The Queen Of Cunts" ... referred to as her " HOLY CUNNTINGNESS"
HER HOLY CUNNTINGNESS has all the respect of all the swinging dicks who have the balls to approach her; inevitably dowing down to her HOLY CUNNTINGNESS...
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When your cat looks at your ceiling randomly and starts howling demonic chants by opening and closing its mouth.
I was typing an essay , and my cat started started staring at the ceiling. Clearly, there was a holy ghost in my ceiling.
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Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied
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/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016
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2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
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