holy crapazoid

When you have just been made aware of something that blows your mind,either good or bad.

you open your mail and see that the irs is going to start an audit on you holy crapazoid!!

by waynes world from no mans land September 24, 2011

Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).

Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.

by MelonMan420 December 02, 2019

holy baby

a baby with the powers of god and amine on his side

guy1: I think my baby is holy
guy 2 : that's a holy baby

by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018

Holy Cross

the most wack school in the cssd. Filled with thots and dark ass niggas

Yo Sam, you go to the holy cross? wack ass school on god.

by QQQJNBsi May 06, 2019

Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 03, 2010

Holy Shitpuffins

For when 'holy shit' just won't do.

Holy Shitpuffins! Did you just see that?

by NotADamnClue February 01, 2015

Holy cow

When something crazy happens

“I just jumped out the window”
“Holy cow”

by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019