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Gut-wrenching

That feeling you get when you put your toothbrush too far into the back of your mouth when you're on the very edge of vomiting where it seems as though someone is torquing your stomach with a wrench, and you manage to hold back the contents of your last meal.
What's wrong with you?
I just took too much while brushing my teeth, resulting in a rather painful gut-wrenching.
That sucks
by RedOmega724 January 16, 2019
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Cut, with a gut

At the gym, guys like my wonderful husband-of-a-certain-age: work out enough to be cut, and still have a gut. God love their shapely upper arms. They're taking care of themselves.
There's a lot of cute guys at the gym - OK, some are only cut, with a gut.
by Jane Zealand November 22, 2010
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Upper-gutted

When it’s all up in her gutt
“I love to be upper-gutted.”
by Freaakinnbrown October 14, 2020
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Gut Shadow

When your gut is so big you can't see your balls.
Michael can't see his balls because of his gut shadow.
by Pmdono August 13, 2016
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Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.
Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
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mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018
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shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018
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