Grassing Bitch

Alex Jones

Al you grassing bitch!

by Wallyplonker November 25, 2018

grass in the pocket

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.

Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!

by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020

Grass

Something Genshin Impact players don’t touch

Person 1: bro touch some grass
Genshin Impact player: how about you touch my ass

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 20, 2022

Snake in the Grass

When you're getting head and you stuck your dick in the girls hair and play around in it.

At Stacy's house, Johnny put his his snake in the grass while getting a bj.

by Bfientvksmd January 5, 2017

Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.

"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Grass

Something that minecraft, gacha, countryhumans, countryballs, Harry Potter, kpop, roblox and any other fandom's Rule 34 creators/ enjoyers need to touch

E.g 1
Limp dick Tim: god, minecraft porn is hella good

Big cocked chad: go touch some grass.

E.g 2
Child: Gacha heat and Roblox heat are so good!

Chad: kid. Go gracefully wipe your hand on that green grass and get off your moms crusty iPad.

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022