Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019

grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 20, 2017

Gut Burger

A greasy ass hamburger that causes diarrhea. Particular burgers that are eaten at late-night restaurants after you have just come from the club/bar after a night of drinking.

Man them White Castles are a certified Gut Burger; I just couldn't stop shittin the whole morning.

by anonymous January 12, 2023

Gut Ripper

A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.

We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.

by sigmasuprise125 May 1, 2024

Little Gut

a little lame/loser.

yo, you a little gut!

by GUT BLICKY August 17, 2023

Gutting Gift

The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!

I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!

by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022

seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.

Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.

by Ce'i August 2, 2014