afganni goggles

The act of dropping ones testicles into the eye sockets another person
My wife was not a fan of waking up with a pair of afganni goggles
by repomonster April 04, 2017
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Elephant Goggles

Take 1 times BLAP and cross it with 1 times ARAB GOGGLES and you get ELEPHANT GOGGLES.
girl got loud when i gave her Arab Goggles so i gave her Elephant Goggles to shut her up
by WADO24 August 28, 2010
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poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.
Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....
by HHeiny November 27, 2013
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Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.
"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"
by Pyewacket December 16, 2013
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Kraut Goggles

Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.
Dumbass foreigner, loose the Kraut Goggles or get the hell out of my Christian Minecraft Server!!
by SpoonfulOfKraut July 04, 2018
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Goggle Head

Someone who actively uses an Apple Vision Pro headset in their home or in public.
You know the new guy, Mark? I heard he's a Goggle Head. Just walks around his house with that thing on his head flailing his arms around. I hope he finds the help he needs.
by airfryer2020 June 05, 2023
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Captain goggles

Superhero that doesn’t accept her super powers,but will only help you if you are drowning,sometimes her hydro flask goes missing and the she goes and looks for it and then her backpack goes missing.
by NotHaggard September 20, 2018
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