Galories

Calories consumed during activities with your girl friends (girls night out, wine during a pedicure, eating McDonalds at 2 a.m. shitfaced) that generally are not part of your diet but you eat them anyway.

Men: see Palories

Girl, I've gained so much weight even though I'm using Herbalife.

Uh, it's all them galories you've been eating in addition to your diet.

by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017

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gallipoly

To be in such a drunken/stoned state that to do any simple task is like trying to play Monopoly whilst riding a horse.

I drank so much last night I was totally gallipoly.

by Petrovpoo June 12, 2005

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The Galacdick

Derived from the term "Galactic Dick", it is ultimately God's penis. The genitals of the galaxy. It is myth and legend that pleasuring such a power supplies an edge in competition.

Adam: "Ross! How did you just win?!"
Ross: "I'm sucking the Galacdick!"

by Live and let Leo September 19, 2017

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super dooper pooper galooper

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.

Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"

by wankular device August 8, 2006

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gallardo

The nicest Lamborghini ever. Kicks any Ferrari's ass.

Ferrari driver: Look, a Gallardo is coming this way. I'm scared. Let's get the hell out of here.
Gallardo driver: Yeah, you better run, you damn pussy.

by octopus August 20, 2006

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