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Fresh Broach

When you "pinch a loaf" in the dressing room of a store. Placement is crucial, it must be placed on a shirt or dress near the collar of the garment to resemble a "broach".
Bro 1- That shirt you tried on looked like straight ass crack bro.
Bro 2- Straight up bro, I gave it a "Fresh Broach". Might look better on someone else's bitch ass
Bro 1- Word
by Fatback MegaMolester August 9, 2012
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Fresh out the Barbie Box

An individual who was formerly an associate of yours who has gained status with a social group or has elevated financially or vice verse you have lost financial status and they show different characteristics since these changes have occurred. which hints the term Fresh out the Barbie Box (It describes the female qualities of a nigga who hangs with you who is more of an opportunist than friend)

Fresh out the Barbie box is also a synonym for the term Brandnew
That nigga been acting fresh out the Barbie Box since they gave him a promotion from fry cook to cashier at mcdonalds!
by T-337 September 10, 2013
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Fresh Water Rasta

White kid who claims his homeland is Jamaica.

His Reggae music collection is full of Bob Marley songs in all versions. His/her favorite is "no woman no cry" and can sign it like he/she owns it.
His/her attire consist on red, yellow and green anything.

And usually has a print or tattoo the of the Zion Lion somewhere.
Look at that kid from Ohio, singing No Woman No cry, he's such a Fresh Water Rasta.
by bluealmondhostel February 24, 2014
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Fresh Creamy

when something is so mediocre it makes your genital parts froth up
oh stacey, this frappaccino is so good, it's giving me a fresh creamy
by LordOmega February 9, 2015
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Fresh-aurant

A restaurant that is of higher end food not just your regular fast food places

(Kfc/Wendy's/Arby's/Taco Bell ) or diners also known as sit-order and-eat restaurants such as (Red Lobsters/iHop/Apple-bee's/Friendly's/Moe's Southwest Grill) A "Fresh-aurant" is a restaurant that you may not be able to afford to eat at every Friday night when you want to go out and spend time with family or friends while eating a good meal but is a place you can rely on to always be on top of what they're serving to you or your family. A Fresh-aurant is a place where the food is top end and a bit pricier than your average restaurants and may also be healthier than a quick McDonalds or BurgerKing drive thru. The meals at Fresh-aurant (s) may have the same calories as an option on a low end food restaurants menu but are better for your body overall. A "Fresh-urant" is a place you are willing to spend more money on for a better meal, a place you won't be disappointed of.
"Fresh-aurant"
Mom: Where would you guys want to go to eat tonight?
Dad: Lets the kids choose tonight!
Mom:Okay kids,where would you guys want to go to eat tonight?
Child one: Panera Bread
Child two: No! Lets go to a Fresh-urant!
Mom: What's that honey?
Child two: A higher end restaurant that produces better food for more money
Dad: *Check Wallets*

Mom: *Glances over to husband*
(Both) Mom and Dad: We're going to a Fresh-urant tonight!!!
Kid one: ugh.
Kid two: Yes, its about time you listened to me!!!!
by @redsoxz4lifeOnTwitter August 13, 2014
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Fresh Tube

Basically a blowjob except it involves toothpaste. It doesn't matter what kind of toothpaste or if you place some on the erection or in the Woman's mouth. Mainly ideal for those who don't brush.
Enjoy Fresh Tubing!
-OG Pump Chump
Joe: Man is your girlfriend a hot piece of ass.
AJ: Yeah, the only flaw in her is that she doesn't brush often.
Joe: Why don't you give her a Fresh Tube then?
by OG Pump Chump October 14, 2016
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Fresh Clobber

New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.
Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍
by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016
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