Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

by Satchmo II April 5, 2003

Flatapus

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.

Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'

by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011

flatbag

nasty whore, U G L Y, no stan. pathetic and still pining over her ex. posts 1000 nudes on priv, but still not convinced she’s a she. claims to hate drama but always the one starting it.

Flatbag has been running her mouth again, I already told that bitch to pull up.

by satans_finest666! November 14, 2018

flat earther

a intellectual person who is hundreds of years smarter that us, and has already found the meaning of life. most flatearthers are united, so if you fight with one, you deal with tribe.

dude 1- wow your pretty dumb
dude 2- thanks, at least im not a flat earther
dude 3- that was rude to all flat earthers
flatearthers- *gang up on dude two*

by FlatEartherGang November 7, 2018

Flat Bun

A bun that is flat.

Wow, look at that flat bun.

by Thomas3c May 24, 2009

Flathead Screwdriver

Pineapple juice & vodka.

"I'll have a Flathead Screwdriver, please!"

by JMBL September 10, 2013

flat eyes

A sexually transmitted disease causing ones eyes to flatten and penis to enlargen. It can only be transmitted through males by docking. Once afflicted there is no cure, but ingesting copious amounts of semen can help to nullify the effects.

Sean will never forget that magical night in the back of his honda wagon, when their tips first touched, and the blood flowed out of his now flat eyes and into his throbbing member.

by blahblah420blazeit October 24, 2017