butt fucked in a smoothie truck 

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

butt fucked in a smoothie truck by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

almost fucked 

When you don't quite complete the fuck but you shorty gives you maybe a boob or two

"Yeaaaaaa that bitch fine as hell, cody terell almost fucked. she gave me a whole boob or two"

almost fucked by Hi5manENT April 11, 2019

Kentucky fucked

Adj: So absolutely fucked you feel like you're getting raw dogged by the entire state of Kentucky

Origin: from Reddit, Most likely from an auto-correct mistake

A biology group got Kentucky fucked on their grades for a presentation after not using any of the proper scientific terms for body parts

Kentucky fucked by Sir Tain April 18, 2020

Duct'd and fucked 

When a female is incredibly attractive and sexually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female's mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).

The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.

"Man, check out that hottie. She's got a voice like a velociraptor, but I wouldn't mind getting her duct'd and fucked."

Duct'd and fucked by fivebuckbox August 20, 2011

go and get fucked! 

Probably the most helpful suggestion you can give to someone you don't like.

So you don't like me? Ok, well how about you go and get fucked. Oh and you know what, even if you do like me, go and get fucked!

go and get fucked! by kam75xx November 8, 2021

totally fucked up 

Being inbetween really really baked and being so pwned that you pass out, basicly with just enough consciousness to waddle around like a penguin on crack blurting out random words which have little to no meaning and certainly no relation to the imediate space around him/her. This would be the affect of some one either smoking a five hundred pound spliff or, more realisticly, a fuck load of weed.

"Man did you see that kid at Steveston park the other night? I meen, he was totally fucked up! I think he needs to get help.. "

totally fucked up by cheeched4life September 28, 2006

Ford fucked 

1. When an event has reached all capacity for failure. The old saying of you can only go down so far, this is that far.
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile

1. "Matt so fordfucked us. Right now, only divine intervention or Rosario can save us."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."

Ford fucked by Shunisto May 15, 2007