A palpable regret felt after making a decision while in a densely emotional and confusing mental state, like being lost in a forest.
When his team left San Diego, the diehard and emotional fan Johnny left his team. Johnny is in a forrest state-of-mind wishing he had remained true to his original convictions.
by Adamir Putin December 14, 2018
Get the A Forrest State-of-Mind mug.when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.
Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.
by ducksRpeople2 September 6, 2011
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by Wallstander P.E April 26, 2009
Get the foreskin mug."I totally ran into Barack Obama before he ran for president. I told him that I need a presidential candidate who could offer change I could believe in. It was a Forrest Gump moment."
by winterfresh70 March 1, 2010
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by An_Asshole February 2, 2017
Get the The Forseti mug.The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.
Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.
by Shreddi April 23, 2019
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Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?
Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(
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Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(
Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!
Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010
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