Forseti

A ridiculously overpowered wind magic in Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War and Fire: Emblem Thracia 776 that makes the player capable of soloing most chapters with the wielder of the tome, direct descendants of Forseti are the only people capable of wielding this holy tome..... or are they. Wielders before *spoiler alert* Sigurd dies, along with most of his army, is only Lewyn for Chapters 4 and 5. POSSIBLE wielders after Sigurd and his army dies are Arthur, Ced, and Cra... I mean Corple, wait it might rot in the dust if Lewyn is a virgin. In Thracia 776, the only wielder is Ced.

Fire Emblem: Awakening being heavily nerfed as it only does less than half the damage and the tome grants only 5 extra speed making it significantly worse than the original appearance, on the up side, anyone with the tome ranking of A can wield it.

Turn 12: Ced in the middle of the field wielding Forseti, with 15 enemy mage knights in range of attacking Ced.
Turn 13: Ced in the middle of the field still wielding Forseti, no enemy mage knight remains.
Player: "Good god, Lolsety is so OP, this tome is even less balanced than League of Legends.

by Lewyn Forseti January 2, 2014

The Forseti

West Virigina Sheep fucking. Most commonly performed at the edge of a cliff so that the sheep "pushes back", enhnacing the sensation that the animal actual enjoys being reamed in the backside.

Did you see Wallybeaner give that sheep The Forseti?

by An_Asshole February 2, 2017

forgeticus

a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex

Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!

by deadheadrik August 17, 2009

forgetitis

When your friend always forgets something all the time but you can't hold it against them

Friend #1: "Hey Jen did you remember that piece of paper I wrote for you?"
Friend #2: "Damn it man no the forgetitis is so real today!"
Friend #1:" Thats ok I won't hold it against you or anything..."

by jenniferpiece May 21, 2016

forgetitude

To forget a word that you yourself coined.
-Steven Colbert

I can't believe i forgot about truthiness, a word that I coined. There should be a word for that. Forgetitude?

by korndog June 18, 2008

forgeticus shiticus

A spell from the Harry Potter universe which makes you forget what shitting is.

Harry: Forgeticus Shiticus!!
Ron: What the hell is happening to me!?

by defd December 20, 2010

Forserious

A colloquial term first heard in the backstreets of the small northern Australian township of Gordonvale. Usually used when you are surprised by something you are told and want to confirm you heard correctly.

Renae said to Kym & Ben "Are you forserious that you competed in the worm grunting competition in only 1 squetre?"

by _Hoey_ January 6, 2009