fart tracks

When you fart so much, your panties are stained with poop particles.

When I took off my panties they were covered in fart tracks.

by Miranda816 April 27, 2015

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fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

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Fart Nappy

A piece of 3-ply toilet folded in half at least four times and inserted between the buttocks to protect underwear in times of messy flatulence.

Gareth was glad he used a fart nappy towards the end of his illness... Just in case

by Ron Chandler July 14, 2016

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fart hadouken

To fart in ones hands and push it forcefully in someones face whilst shouting hadouken.

"Oh my god he just totally fart hadoukened me!"

by Njones91 June 27, 2016

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fartocline

The gradient of stench resulting in a differential temperature between recently expelled methane (farts) and the surrounding air. This creates a layer of hot rancid air.

Person 1: 'I've been farting all night, and I suggest you lie down and stay under the fartocline'

Person 2: 'It's okay I've just added to it, looks like we won't be able to stand up for a while.....'

by Harrypotterthatsme May 29, 2016

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Fart Sprinkle

When one cups a fart in their hand then proceeds to sprinkle the flatulent gas on a loved one.

I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.

by MrWangsta April 26, 2016

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