elephanting

Placing a small elephant toy, especially a stuffed animal, on one's head (referring to a person's skull) or other body part, without dropping it or dislodging it from place. Person can be sitting, standing, cart-wheeling, walking on their hands, or other.

Callie distracted her friends from their homework by elephanting on her bed as she typed up an essay.

"Jorge, quit elephanting!"

by Lifant November 8, 2011

Elephunt

A funt so funtiful that it can be compared to the magnitude of an elephant.

Dude A - "I heard Josefina has a mad funt, is that true?"

Dude B - "Bro, it's not just a funt, it's an elephunt."

by nightlifecommando April 10, 2011

elephantitis

A chronic, often extreme enlargement and hardening of hte cutaneous and subcutaneous tissue, esp. of the legs and the scrotum, resulting from lymphatic obstruction, and usually caused by a nematode worm, Wuchareria bancrofti.

Why's that guy have a wheel barrel?...oh... OH!
How the hell do you get your pants on?!
Just make sure you duck when he blows his wad!

by Maximus Testiculus April 4, 2004

elephantory

of elephant nature.
relating to or using a long, elephant nose like object.

This cock through the zipper is rather elephantory.

by cyberphunkisms February 12, 2010

Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra

woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants

by punkyroo February 21, 2010

elephantine

A morbidly-obese person whose weight is equivalent to that of an elephant.

"Did you see Myron last night? Denny's had to close because that elephantine ate all the food in the restaurant!"

by Cookieznmilk January 28, 2018

the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017