Edward Scissor Hands

(v)To trim the pubic region.

I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!

by Fatwalrus October 5, 2006

Eduardo

This guy is a straight up noob. He most likely games and eats. He is probably still into pokemon and yugioh. AND this kid has the nerve to refuse that he is a noob.

Girl: So what are your hobbies?
Boy: I like to game on my computer in my free time.
Girl: Ugh, you are such an Eduardo

by johnnynextdoor May 25, 2016

Edward Scissorhands

A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.

Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!

by CavMan October 17, 2004

Edward

A little bitch boy

Edward is a bitch boy

by Ed35 March 10, 2020

Edward Cullen

twilight character.

complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.

he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.

he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.

"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.

See what's happened!?

by Anni[eek!] April 29, 2009

Edward

A short child with a huge head who is obsessed with Harry Potter. Hes white and likes to be spammed on facebook. The rudest way to insult someone.

You are such an Edward

by Bobthebuilder345678 October 31, 2011

Edward

A douchebag with a vocabulary containing the words: dingus, dumb dumb, idiot, fat jew, and unbelievable

That guy is really edward-like

by niggarcunt123 September 4, 2017