dido

(noun) 1. <primary>Any protruding endcap inwhich you cannot recall the name of 2. Any of various devices functioning like or resembling a nipple 3. Seperate item inside of a mechanical device that serves a function in the form of an appendaged

The plastic didos on the end of your shoelaces.

by Cory Merrill January 18, 2006

Dido

Dido IS NOT JUST A GIRL'S NAME !
the definition of "Dido-the-so-called-musician" is far off the true definition of the "male-version-of-Dido"

Dido (males only):
the jack of all trade yet too lazy to show it, introvert, secretive, LOVES TO PROCRASINATE, negative at most times, irresponsible - he doesn't like dealing with big stuff, not very sociallable with new people but only close once, funny, malice at times in his own little world, BUT THE ONE INGREDIENT THAT A DIDO HAS is his genious music talents! especially his voice and PIANO!

Dido, can't live with them, can't live without them :)

YOU'RE SUCH A DIDO!

by Elizabeth Michelle Garzoon April 2, 2010

dildo around

having fun, but not really getting anything done

*can be used in substitution of 'tool around'

what do you want to do saturday?
i don't know, we can always just go dildo around downtown.
awesome.

by mrs. squarrell April 11, 2007

dildo 3000

A dildo the length of 3000 Jamaican dicks.

Sick Dildo 3000 dude. I can use it at work without even bringing it because it is just THAT long.

by xpxosis April 13, 2016

strong dildo

a steel dildo heated until scalding hot

a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole

by amerx6444 March 14, 2010

Magic Dildo

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.

Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......

by 62609 August 11, 2014

Dildo

A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

1.Check your mums draw ;)

by Quinn Fitzpatrick August 31, 2005