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Basic White Dave

Don't pretend you don't know what this means. You know EXACTLY who this is.
Dudes, can you BELIEVE how basic, and white, Dave is??? Always drinking his white claws. And always being so incredibly, OVERWHELMINGLY, white.

Basic White Dave
by Jbon520 February 20, 2021
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DAVED

When a friend says some thing so ridiculous do you want to just punch yourself in the face.
Josh: I just got off the phone with Diamond Diva Dave. He has sulfur burps and diarrhea; now he needs to quarantine for 14 days

Brad: Dude, you just got DAVED!
by Sausage king 802 April 14, 2021
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Dave Austin

Owner of Squid Jig brand Egihead and professional Fishing guide and Quite possibly the best fisherman in Australia.
Wow, there’s Dave Austin. I want to go fishing with him
by Egihead February 21, 2019
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Dave Parky

Dave Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! He likes to go about his day telling people how he went to prison for stabbing people.

Said person above drives for a local coach company in Preston.

Parky has two friends - Ste Hill with the “gout knees” & Eddie Keane also know as “monotone Eddie” both are fuckwhits who think are funny as fuck.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up
with a plan to sell knock off headphones "AirPods" to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry, bad news for them is that half of them didn't work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Dave Parky also likes to tell people how he likes to dress up as a unicorn on a weekend and get sucked off by his two mates.

Don't trust these men as you'd find your
arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding

Parky drives a new Mercedes while his mate hill drives a blue bmw.
Hey Dave parky, how do I get a sore arsehole?
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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Dave Parky Part 2

Following up to part 1..

Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.

Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!

Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂

Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.

Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
Hey Dave Parky part 2, why can’t you fight you own battles fatty?
by Dave_parky December 5, 2021
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Dave

A total stud muffin. Does everything the right way. And always has a charismatic and goofy number one by his side. And things are ways better when Dave is around.
Did you see Dave on that show? Because him and that Devin guy were the best ever! Humina humina humina humina…
by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021
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Dave Bottom

A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.
Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....
by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020
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