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Doggy dabs

A doggy dab, a little wee brown stain which is often found long after a punishment turd has been found, left urgently by a desperate doggo. The doggy dab is the result of a repeated turtle head poop poking it's little brown head out,

leaving an imprint like a brown jumbo bingo marker, while your dog patiently tried to garner your attention to take it outside to lay it's log safely on the lawn. Don't be surprised to find a doggy dab or ten if you've not been timely with allowing your doggo to enjoy its motions.
I waited in all day for a delivery of cbd vapes, my dog did an indoor shit because I slack on taking him outside, later I found a series of doggy dabs all-over the arm of my sofa.
by pander.to.me November 30, 2023
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dab

A fucking dead meme. Anyone who dabs is a huge fucking retard and can die in a fucking fire because they are a huge cunt. Fuck off you stupid fuck. Fucking virgins.
"Hey bro, that guy dabbed." "What a fucking cunt. Lets mug him." "Sure bro, lets fucking get him." "Hey fucktard, put your retarded little fat hands in the fucking air so I can fucking cut them off you cunt."
by peppa_pig July 1, 2019
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meme dab

A funny pose someone would do if they were feeling like a true memer or they would just wanna make someone laugh
by Dr.Memer July 29, 2020
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goat dabbing

When 2 guys pee and cum on each other's dicks at the same time.
Yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with Tyler and Keaton! I had the biggest cumload too!
by fucking goat dabber January 11, 2017
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Dabbing in *language*

The Act of dabbing in a diverse way as to not support fascism *cough* pewdiepie *cough*.
Man 1: Accidentally trips on flat ground, *dabs in Chinese*
Man 2: Thanks for not being racists and dabbing in *language*
by Private Moss April 20, 2018
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dab

A popular meme of 2016, accomplished by bowing the head into the elbow of one arm while pointing the other arm straight out in the same direction. Used often after proudly accomplishing something.
I proudly dabbed after landing my water bottle flip.
by datboi1 December 6, 2016
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dab

by den a bitch September 29, 2021
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