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cum omelet

When a group men cum onto a frying pan and cook the cum, making a omelet out of cum. Just like any omelet you can add whatever the girl or guy wants to it.
John was pissed once he found out you guys tricked him into eating that cum omelet.
by Mr. Pink 99 February 17, 2008
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god's cum

God's cum is sweet as honey. I just demand that God comes down from heaven and shoots his hot load inside of me. God comes down flips me on my stomach and pounds on me until he covers the inside of my body with his hot sweet honey cum. I then demand God to go back to heaven until I want his cum in me again
by obsessivesexualbehavior March 26, 2016
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Cum Dumpster

A very affectionate term of endearment, often used to describe a very thirsty woman who is often used by men only for her body (which usually is not very attractive); she is just a vessel in which men deposit their seminal discharge when they feel “in the mood”, hence the name “cum dumpster”
Terry: Hey bro, did you hear that Angelo fucked Christie last night?

Bowie: Yeah bro, Christie’s a total cum dumpster. Angelo was just trying to get laid for the second time this week.

Terry: Oh, interesting. Thanks for explaining that to me, you’re a great friend Bowie.

Bowie: Thanks Terry, now stop calling me at 3am on a Saturday and go back to bed.

Terry: Oof.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
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Cum-On-ist

No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.
20 years ago:

Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?

Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.

Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.

Phil: But I can't feel it as good!

Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.

Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.

Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.
by Dr. Phil Rupp June 11, 2006
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Cum Snot

A sexual act when you ejaculate into a person's mouth, and they sneeze and your semen comes out of their nose.
So my girlfriend swallowed my leavings, and then she cum snotted all over me!
by Lovez2Spooge February 22, 2011
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CUM CACTHER

A tattoo that a female attains on her lower back that can come in handy for when having sex in the doggy style position for an area where a man can pull out and cum.
"Look Beckys got a cum cacther.. I wonder if she'll let me hit it..."
by Hemi1218 April 24, 2007
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cumming down

The feeling of disgust with oneself after cumming while watching porn.
Guy 1: I hate how after I cum I feel so bad about myself for jacking off to porn.
Guy 2: That's called cumming down.
by brookline May 22, 2010
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