Crunch

To crunch one's balls

Andrew:Hey Joe!

Joe: What?
Andrew Crunch Time!
Joe:FUCKkKkKK

by RoyalMotherFucker September 15, 2018

Crunch

A word you use when something is cool to you or just a word that crunch

That’s one crunchy lookin Fortnite skin

by Juicecrust October 27, 2018

Crunchy Starfish

When you shit and you don’t wipe good and it gets hard and crusty.

Man, last night my girl licked my crunchy starfish. Shoulda used baby wipes.

by Foreskinnibbler November 23, 2018

Crunchy Taco

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell

Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”

by Snapeballs February 25, 2019

Crumcrum

It’s just crumcrum innih

Someone u wanna hang out with who’s lit

When a situation is a bit of a sticky one

Ayyyy she’s such a crumcrum

NAh that’s acc a crumcrum stilll

by Crumcrum lover June 8, 2019

Crunchy uncle

When you’re favourite Sweden gay boi dresses up in a biker outfit and decides to go rape some underaged male child

Woah that crunchy uncle just anally destroyed that child

by Horny torny March 27, 2019

Crunchle

The sound that is made when someone crunches a bag, or other substance, it making a loud crinkling sound. Typically, it happens when one squeezes a plastic/aluminum bag of chips.

The man who was sitting in the quiet classroom was eating chips, the crunchle from the bag distracting the other students.

by Lockages August 1, 2019