mad cracker

1. insane person, psychotic
i've seen it happen before

holy shit, that's a bloody mad cracker, look at him beat the shit out of that guy with no remorse

by necro January 12, 2005

betty cracker

1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.

when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.

by Princess Pink Bubble October 17, 2008

pan cracker

Big Dump that cracks the bog

crikey, give it a minute - that was a pan cracker!

by deadwood August 1, 2003

graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012

Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 3, 2016

backseat cracker

A rich white person riding in the backseat of the car, or more commonly, any bossy white person.

"Yessum Miss Daisy, I drive you to the sto'."

Under breath: "Backseat cracker."

by AmbroseKalifornia March 14, 2008

bean cracker

A bean cracker is the result of one parent being a spic (hispanic) and the other being a cracker (white).

Kate is a bean cracker.

by tite ass January 14, 2009