mad cracker

1. insane person, psychotic
i've seen it happen before

holy shit, that's a bloody mad cracker, look at him beat the shit out of that guy with no remorse

by necro January 12, 2005

Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 3, 2016

graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012

pan cracker

Big Dump that cracks the bog

crikey, give it a minute - that was a pan cracker!

by deadwood August 1, 2003

Cracker Music

Shit white people listen to

Angelic asked Diamond why she was listen to that cracker music

by Mahny June 16, 2017

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

Cum cracker

A cum crack is a term to use against white people when their paper ass lips don't shut the fuck up or is being annoying .🤭

This cum cracker hair finna fall off wit them braids in her head.

by Lelethehaitiancarribean April 2, 2022