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Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021
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Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.
Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”
by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022
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used condom

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Condom

Delete us the fetus
by Obsidian knight June 27, 2022
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National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.
'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!
by ImDownBad August 18, 2022
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coin condom

The wrapping around rolls of coins.
We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.
by Dapak September 4, 2022
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Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.
My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.
by donga don September 11, 2022
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