When somebody acts homophobic but is really gay they only let their good friends know that they're gay
David Man I hate fags
Jake Really
David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends
Jake Ok
Ryan Hi
David Get away fag
Ryan What
David I don't want this gay fag with us
Ryan You closet homosexual
Jake Really
David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends
Jake Ok
Ryan Hi
David Get away fag
Ryan What
David I don't want this gay fag with us
Ryan You closet homosexual
by Boogereater69 March 4, 2021
Get the Closet homosexual mug.Closet: The location that you sleep in when your friends can't provide a bed for you.
Love Closet: What that closet becomes when you're no longer alone in it.
Love Closet: What that closet becomes when you're no longer alone in it.
by R0Bizzle October 6, 2006
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Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."
Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."
Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."
Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."
Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."
by Jess July 21, 2005
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Cloos Aka Cameron Loos
Other Aliases:
C++loos
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teh 1337 h4x0r
Hes one crazy Kid. He invented a wifi bullet that he soots into peoples spines to hack their brain. He writes his own CS hacks in notepad in javascript. Java, C++, and binary are his prime languanges he codes in. He thinks that they are all simple. Plus the fact that C++ is only a visual language and it wasnt used to make linux or any good OS.
He also hacked halo in 2 days. Took him just a day to hack altima online.
Cloos Aka Cameron Loos
Other Aliases:
C++loos
(++1005
(1005
teh 1337 h4x0r
Hes one crazy Kid. He invented a wifi bullet that he soots into peoples spines to hack their brain. He writes his own CS hacks in notepad in javascript. Java, C++, and binary are his prime languanges he codes in. He thinks that they are all simple. Plus the fact that C++ is only a visual language and it wasnt used to make linux or any good OS.
He also hacked halo in 2 days. Took him just a day to hack altima online.
"Dude, Cloos is hecka cool."
"That is way too cloos."
"Cloos is such a h4xor!"
"You can never win when you play against cameron loos."
"Cloos, you can never lose."
"That is way too cloos."
"Cloos is such a h4xor!"
"You can never win when you play against cameron loos."
"Cloos, you can never lose."
by cool man salad January 28, 2004
Get the cloos mug.The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006
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Get the closepin mug.1. The button that will close a window while operating a computer.
2. The resource a non technical person will refer to in the event of an unwanted computer mishap or problem no matter how serious or unavoidable.
3. A button that internet users look for but find absent in most flash based pop-ups.
4. A simple way to postpone a notification by a program until next time when the user can repeat the naïve action again without regard for information in the notification or the “Do not ask me again” check box.
2. The resource a non technical person will refer to in the event of an unwanted computer mishap or problem no matter how serious or unavoidable.
3. A button that internet users look for but find absent in most flash based pop-ups.
4. A simple way to postpone a notification by a program until next time when the user can repeat the naïve action again without regard for information in the notification or the “Do not ask me again” check box.
"Where is the close button on this thing?"
(Virus Detected) “Dammit! Why won’t this close?!?!”
“It doesn’t matter how many times I press the close button, it comes up every time I start the internet.”
(Virus Detected) “Dammit! Why won’t this close?!?!”
“It doesn’t matter how many times I press the close button, it comes up every time I start the internet.”
by ScruffyTheJ January 9, 2009
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