Closed Species

A Furry Version of Non Fungible Tokens so called Furry NFTS and a dead Extinct Idea Concept nowadays that Creators try to Gatekeep a Species that cannot be Copyrighted/Trademarked or enforced by Intellectual Property Laws whatsoever under any Circumstances and they try to make that happen but waste their time doing so. And they're sad because they can't learn to play Monopoly and go to College or Learn a Career Trade at a Vocational Trade School to make more money instead of Excluding a species and doing illegal activities like Blacklisting and Doxxing and also Harassing people by sending Death Threats and White Knights after them when they're LEGALLY allowed to draw and make whatever they want. And Furries are Praising for Unofficial Fursonas as they're better and Free instead of paying a greedy artist thousands of dollars for a drawing that can be drawn by yourself because they lack Knowledge and Education and are jealous that other people are more Creative than they are and nobody cares about Lore or the made up Rules of the Species as they're not Associated with their Official Groups, Pages, Clubs, and so on.

Average Furry: Check out my new Sona it's so cool and Fluffy!
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers and wanna Scam people with petty digital images.

by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024

Cloggenheimer

Refers to defecating a large amount of feces in a public or private bathroom-in the fashion of the 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and whose main creator was J. Robert Oppenheimer-thereby effectively clogging or contributing to the cloggment of said bathroom. A Cloggenheimer may imply a retributive and deliberate message against a person or institution.

Damn Mike, you sure pulled a Cloggenheimer the other day in the office bathrooms.

I think i'm going to do a Cloggenheimer in the IRS bathrooms, gosh I hate those guys!

by Pochinkardo November 19, 2024

Cloggenmeister

Refers to an individual who has mastered with grace and stealth the art of the Cloggenheimer. Famous Cloggenmeisters include Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and Britney Spears.

Damn, I think Jerry clogged the school bathroom for the sixth time this week, he sure is a Cloggenmeister!

by Pochinkardo November 22, 2024

Close to the Edge

1. The feeling of being on the border of committing suicide or otherwise being extremely close to your limit of something.

2. The Greatest song ever made

"Man, I'm feeling really Close to the Edge and Down by a River right now"

"Dont worry man, get some help and you'll feel better. This dark season will pass you by. Somedays we get up, others we get down"

by ObeisantBread84 January 24, 2026

Closed System Logic

Reasoning that operates within a strictly defined, self-contained set of axioms, rules, or assumptions, deliberately ignoring or rejecting any external information or context that might challenge the internal consistency of the system. It values internal coherence over correspondence with a messy reality. This is the logic of pure mathematics, certain ideological dogma, and airtight (but possibly irrelevant) theoretical models.

Example: A libertarian think-tank model that "proves" minimal government always leads to optimal outcomes, but which excludes variables like historical racism, environmental externalities, or public health crises from its equations, is using Closed System Logic. The argument is perfectly logical inside its own defined world, but may fail catastrophically when applied to the open system of real human society.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

CLOIS

Clois is a very descriptive word for a crevice

Cian o conghaile said there’s a big clois in the surface

Pat replied if there is report it immediately

by Great speed February 9, 2026

Closed System Reality

A model of reality in which the system is closed to outside influences—everything that happens is determined by initial conditions and internal dynamics, with no room for true novelty or external intervention. This is the reality of classical physics, of strict determinism, of the feeling that your life was over before it started. Closed system reality is comforting if you like certainty and terrifying if you like freedom. It's the reality of people who say "everything happens for a reason" (the reason being initial conditions plus deterministic laws) and of those who believe the future is already written.

Example: "She lived in closed system reality, believing her fate was sealed by childhood experiences, genetic inheritance, and social position. When something good happened, she called it 'inevitable.' When something bad happened, she called it 'predestined.' Therapy was hard because she believed the outcome was already determined. Her therapist preferred open systems."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026