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Chris Martin

To wet the bed. Derived from the whining, middle class mummy's boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter's lyrics as part of Coldplay. Such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40's whilst driving to do some hateful job in their Ford Focus.
Little Johnny is going through his Chris Martin phrase
by Menitals November 27, 2009
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chris

1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.

2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)

3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.

4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.

2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.

3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?

4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
by bruce69 May 23, 2006
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Chris Jones

When you sleep with a bi-polar chick during her manic phase.
That guy's doing a Chris Jones and totally preying on that bipolar chick's manic hornyness.
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Chris Crocker

A word used to describe a total fag. Named after total fag, Chris Crocker, who is a boy who thinks he is a ghetto girl who talks about Britney Spears.
by Anonymous PiMP March 19, 2008
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Chris browning

The act of beating the fucking shit out of a female.
Bitch, You do that one more time and you'll get a Chris browning!
by Fredsworld March 3, 2009
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Take a Chris

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.
-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.
by Adam the anteater January 18, 2008
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Chris

The world's biggest piece of shit. A cheating, lying, disgusting excuse for a man. Chris will constantly cry to his girlfriends to make them feel guilty. He will pretend that he feels he's worthless and ugly, but behind your back he will sext and flirt with 200 other girls. Also, he convinces people that his exes were crazy, when in reality he most likely has borderline personality disorder. If you ever have the chance to with this mop haired, skinny boy, say no. He will just try to fuck you up the butt.
"Oooh girl, your boyfriend is definitely a Chris. Dump him."

"Look at that Chris over there, he thinks he can get all of the ladies."

Person 1: "That guy seems like a Chris to me."
Person 2: "No way that guy is gay."
by Your worst nightmare xoxo September 23, 2013
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