To wet the bed. Derived from the whining, middle class mummy's boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter's lyrics as part of Coldplay. Such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40's whilst driving to do some hateful job in their Ford Focus.
by Menitals November 27, 2009
Get the Chris Martin mug.1. dude on family guy who is afraid of a monkey in his closet.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
2. That dude who is always stealing your girlfriend, aka A Brad, or A Jeff... (common names for users)
3. The goofball in your high school that u used to remember.
4. St. Christopher, The act of putting one over their head or sholder and crossing a body of water. Have fun!
the myth that he was blessed when he took Jesus over his sholders, and passed a river. This makes for one of the best games ever. You can race, endurance, different stuff, but it makes for the best time ever if your bored as hell.
1, Chris, that dude on family guy is dumb as hell, but awesome.
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
2 That dickhead Chris stole my gf again.
3. Remember when Chris s*** himself in class?
4. Yo! Aaron! Lets play St. Christopher!
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Get the Take a Chris mug.The world's biggest piece of shit. A cheating, lying, disgusting excuse for a man. Chris will constantly cry to his girlfriends to make them feel guilty. He will pretend that he feels he's worthless and ugly, but behind your back he will sext and flirt with 200 other girls. Also, he convinces people that his exes were crazy, when in reality he most likely has borderline personality disorder. If you ever have the chance to with this mop haired, skinny boy, say no. He will just try to fuck you up the butt.
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