christian bautista

A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.

Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista

by DickBuster69 April 3, 2017

Christian

For all the ladies who want this fire cock call me at 814-251-4951 if your a killer don't hurt me plz

I like girls I guess - Christian

by Boisfromthefirecockland May 4, 2017

christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick

Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome

by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017

christian taylor

Best fire marshal EU

Help, there's a fire, we need Christian Taylor!!

by Trussblink June 14, 2017

christian skaf

Total savage who is both good with chicks and the drums

Dude, wish I was a god like Christian Skaf.

by Robert Esquivelle August 24, 2017

christian brunswick

He is a really cute man with really soft hair. Christian has a giant pickel in his pants.

Boy: Christian Brunswick's hair is really soft
Girl:He is really cute to
Boy: I can't say that because that's gay

by bob12334435234 April 20, 2018

christian fletcher

The kind of guy to wear a "i'm on a boat" shirt in 2018. He plays basketball and clash royale. This piece of shit doesn't know what hes talking about. He is about 50% chad

Guy 1: do you see that guy vaping?
Guy 2: yeah he's a total Christian Fletcher

by Johnny Fruitlegs May 2, 2018