chode mongler

one who pilfers, snitches and abuses their chode

hey don't be a chode mongler to my dog

by baum,brent,rawlings=TS December 13, 2004

chode

A penis that is as wide as it is long.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob, but that was impossible because I had a chode.

by The pimp of destiny!!! December 9, 2008

Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

by Chris July 14, 2004

Chode Job

When a girl sucks on a fat chode, gathers the cum in her mouth, spiots it into the other guys mouth, then he spits in her asshole, and then he licks it out and he swallows it. then this whole process repeats itself.

"Yo girl, I want u to give me a Chode Job tonight alright??" "okay, but my asshole hurts from the last time we did the chode job" "O fuck that, lets roll"

by Mike Donaldson January 15, 2007

chode

a short fat and stubby dick...

EWWWWWWWW ..... Mr. Grosso has a chode

by GO SUCK A NUT October 9, 2003

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

by Josh January 9, 2004

chode

Actually, Chode IS a commonly used term for a weiner that is shorter than it is wide, I mean what else to you call that? It is also synonomous with taint which is ther area between the bean bag and the pooper but cool people mostly say taint and leave chode for a short fat wang.

Dude, that guy had an uncircumsized chode.

Wow his life must suck.

by C-Hum August 21, 2006