Ultimate Food Challenge

What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.


1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)

----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)

----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)

----quarter mile----

4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)

----quarter mile----

Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.


First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

Recommended for people over the age of 13.

Have fun =)

guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.

by k4pt4inc00k3 December 9, 2008

reality challenged

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.

I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged

by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011

spatially challenged

A phrase to call someone fat.

To be so large that you have trouble finding space to fit into.

Darren: Yo dawg, do you think Nicole can fit in that mutha fucka?

Hari: You bring up a capital point Darren, we all know that she is spatially challenged, she may indeed find it difficult to fit in that bus.

by iccthedral October 17, 2008

dingle challich

A HUGE dinglberry, usually a teacher

holy shit dude, that dingle challich is MASSIVE

by collin rose October 13, 2007

The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009

Dictionarally Challenged

A politically correct term for a person who can't make the simple distinction between common English words, such as There/Their/They're and To/Too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.

People afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.

See also: Paris Hilton Retarded

Concerned Parents: Ms. Principal, why did little George W. fail the 2nd grade spelling test - is our son retarded?
Principal: Ma'am, we prefer the term Dictionarally Challenged...and yes, he's a 'tard.

Job Applicant: Weight, your telling me your not hiring me because I live in that they're trailer?
Manager: No, I'm not hiring you because you're a dumb ass.

by mikeyfire March 31, 2010

Chillin' Hard

Getting really drunk and or stoned with no more than 4 people

-"what are you doing tonight?"
-"me and colleen are just chillin' hard tonight"

by Lord William VI October 19, 2008