Celestial Dicking

When a man has reached nirvana in the art of fucking, and fucks a woman into enlightenment

Shauna " My man gave me a right celestial dicking last night."
Sarah " Shieet thats some good stuff my man"

by Puta Plata o Plomo June 7, 2016

Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.

I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

celesbians

People who are famous predominantly for being in a lesbian relationship.

Oh, Megan and Tiffany from The Bachelor Australia - they are my favourite celesbians.

by sandymoo January 16, 2017

Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

CellarDwellers

People who never left the sesh

Look at those CellarDwellers they're f****** wrecked

by SeshBaby July 13, 2017

Celesto-Phonics

Heavenly Sounds

Music or songs that sound as if angels have created them!

Those sounds were so sweet they were Celesto-Phonic . A feast of angelic music played and the room was filled with Celesto-Phonics!

by equalitist© September 19, 2017

Cellationship

A sexual relationship that takes place solely on your cellular phone, i.e. sexting, phone sex, etc., possibly with a few real life sexual meet ups. One person usually has multiple cellationships, and hides all the other ones from each of their partners. These relationships don't last long and are usually just for hook-ups.

Sally: Jan, are you texting that boy, Charles, you're in a cellationship with again?
Jan: No, I'm texting Brian.
Sally: Wait, you have more than one cellationship?
Jan: Doesn't everyone?

by Junko Jack September 27, 2017