Cancer

Social Justice Warriors

Did you know Social Justice Warriors are Cancer

by R.Keitel June 14, 2018

Turbo Cancer

An alleged side effect of the Covid-19 vaccine(s).

Turbo cancer (allegedly) causes vaccinated individuals to have a very high risk of developing extremely aggressive cancers, which metastasize extremely quickly to the point that they're basically untreatable.

Whether or not Turbo Cancer is real is heavily disputed and controversial. While most sources claim that it's false, conspiracy theorists state that these sources may be biased. The fact that some vaccinated individuals HAVE in fact suddenly died from cancer does not help the matter, as it cannot be determined whether or not it just happened or if they really are correct.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 19, 2024

Cancerous

A person, so annoying, so boring that she can make you fall into depression, she can also give you cancer

Nowi: Hi there, im cancerous

Me: **dying**

Nowi: ._.

by Azélio October 21, 2018

Kid Cancer

Kid cancer is not a fucking thing so why are you searching it up

Jaydan: This guy has kid cancer
Jonathan: Thats not a real thing dumbass

by AH SHEESH November 20, 2020

breast cancer awareness month

A month to celebrate men and women with breast cancer.

For breast cancer awareness month, tie a pink ribbon around your neck.

by BabbleBoy February 20, 2023

Cancer

The crab.

Emotional, crybaby, empathize too much. Obsessed with the moon. Love hugs and being loved, but only when they feel like it.

Falls in love with the idea of love, not a person. And also, does it Everytime they watch a tv show or reads a book.

You are such a cancer, stop crying! It's a movie!

by moonchildking May 7, 2021

Cancer

Jake Paul.

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.

by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021