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The person that rejects the idea of anything related to love
Dude, this girl that I'm dating is a complete nowi, we're going nowhere.
Nowi by Jed Averwin December 30, 2014
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nowi wowi 

a really epic person with a big penis and gets a lot pussy and he’s popular on youtube and instagram
hot girl 1: dude you nowi wowi
hot girl 2: yeah he’s so hot and gorgeous
nowi wowi by Nowi Wowi November 13, 2019

Nowi Wowi 

The man still has a huge cock. He won sexiest man in the world 2 in a row beating such names as Snoop Dogg by a long shot. He is a super duper famous youtuber with over 1 million subscribers. His favorite food is pussy and his favorite color is pink :3. Did i mention he has a big cock?
Sexy Woman 1: Nowi Wowi please stop harassing us
Sexy Woman 2: WE DONT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU NOWI WOWI
Nowi Wowi by Nowi Wowi March 3, 2021

Dirk Nowitzki 

Dirk Nowitzki by John Mazz July 18, 2008

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me 

hello fellow bored people, thank u for coming here.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me