Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
by thebadwrench January 24, 2018
Get the creepy crawly crabs packagemug. by CR1M1NAL7244 September 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Dick’s Crab Shackmug. A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.
Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step
by skrill monkey March 30, 2007
Get the richmond crab apple quick stepmug. by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003
Get the Face like a bucket of smashed crabsmug. NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.
by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006
Get the Soft Shell Crab Actionmug. His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
by jazzyd October 7, 2008
Get the A face like a bucket of smashed crabsmug. Used to express extreme awesomeness, happiness, joy, or any other positive feeling x100 000. Is also a congradulatory expression, and the exact opposite of Bunk house. Buckets o crabs is also related to Buckets o fun (a positive feeling x10 000)
Dude1: Man, I just laid the swedish bikini team!
Dude2: Buckets o crabs!!!
Dude1: And your mom! Hahaha!
Dude2: Totally bunkhouse man!
Dude2: Buckets o crabs!!!
Dude1: And your mom! Hahaha!
Dude2: Totally bunkhouse man!
by ASIS & MIT May 17, 2006
Get the Buckets o crabsmug.