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Colton

Colton is an average teenager in an average school, the only thing that isn't average about him is his massive fucking balls. This man lifts weights daily, eats ass for breakfast, plays golf on Sundays, and is an absolute goddamn madman. Fucking gods are afraid of this creature, all hail the mighty Colton.
Holy shit Colton just looked at me I'm going to pass out.
by Ryuichee April 26, 2022
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Edzol Colton

Person one "We have an imposter none other then Edzol Colton"
Person two "Edzol Colton, I should have known"
by Glyndward October 18, 2021
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Pulling a colton

making plans then never going through with them or canceling
"I thought you and him were hanging out"
"No he's pulling a colton"
by Lolfuckboys August 16, 2015
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colton clark

A person who is absolutely obsessed with condoms, and loves to bang 💦💦
Hey did you hear about that girl who got raped by colton clark.
by You're a cool April 26, 2017
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Colton

Wow that feels good Colton harder uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh
by tinkle1234567890 October 19, 2019
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coltonesque

1. Characterized by using methods of solving technical problems that are overly-elaborate, overly-paranoid, under-researched and heavily convoluted.

2. A "tin foil hat" wearing system administrator.

3. A power-tripping system administrator.

Stems from a system administrator that is nerdy (even by other nerd's standards), paranoid (often getting into 911 arguments; "of course it was an inside job", he says), not bright enough to realize he's dumb but thinks he's really, really smart and tries to prove it to everyone by coming up with terrible, expensive, ineffective solutions that eventually fail because they're too convoluted to actually be maintained or operate properly in the first place. In his mind, they have to be convoluted to demonstrate that he's smart.
I'm not hiring that guy! He's too coltonesque.
by udu2 November 16, 2011
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Colton

Colton,the most funnest, cutest, kind, sweet person you will ever meet. His smile will light up your day and he will always be there for you. He is the most fantastic person a friend can ever happen and the most awesome girlfriend a girl can ever happen. Colton likes to have fun and mess around and is always a good time to be around him. But get on his nerve and treat him the wrong way and he will fight back and you'll lose him...
Wow, this boy is so great he has to be named colton!!
by Myloveandmystarsforever May 18, 2018
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