Clam-Jam

The miscalculation of distance and/or location of the vaginal opening during rigorous sex which results in the penis slamming against the outer labia or groin.

He drove in deep but missed his mark, resulting in the mother of all Clam-Jams that left him writhing in pain.

by Gottaring January 29, 2012

Clam Slam

1. (v.) When one female prevents another female from scoring on a professional and/or personal level.

2. (v.) Female equivalent of cock block.

Synonyms: Twat swat; clam dam; clam jam (not to be mistaken for rag).

I was just about to close the deal when she cut in, cut me off and clam slammed me so hard I got whiplash. So...I punched her in the vag.

by foschizzlemanizzle June 6, 2010

Clam Bake

The occurrence of a social situation, in which females greatly outnumber or completely out number the male population. For instance like a party, wine and cheese party, baby shower, Tupperware party, or other social interaction in which females are numbered in majority.

The opposite of a sausage fest. "Wow this wine tasting is such a Clam Bake"

by wildhorsefh November 5, 2009

Clam

slang term for female pudenda, esp. the pink bits.

Excuse me, Miss. May I lick your clam until you see stars?

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

clamming

the art of making pearls out of the sand in one's vagina

dylan was clamming, hence the lack of his precense at the kegger.

by mitchell"3lb"koch February 15, 2005

clam shack

Slang term for brothel. word brothel word whorehouse

Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Albino Clam

When the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates onto the female's pubic hair and then uses his penis to distribute the semen evenly.

"Dude, she didn't shave so I had to Albino Clam her so she knew better than to let that shit grow."

by J-Stan April 4, 2009