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breakfast of champions

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest
Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
by richy34 December 14, 2010
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Champ

a word used by people to either refer to someone as either a friend, or as a "mentally handicapped" person. or as a more popular way to say it. a retard. People use it jokingly to poke fun at others or call a good buddy (in good humor of course)

another version of champ is the white way of saying it. such as those baseball or soccer or football dads. "way to go champ! hit that ball out of the park" or short for "champion" though these ways often are not used.
"okay champ, you do that"
by imnotfatimfluffy December 11, 2009
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Campsite

A spot where two or more teammates sit and wait for the enemy to run by as an easy target to kill. Usually this group of campers like to remake Brokeback Mountain and have very intense anal sex in their tents at their campsites when nobody is around. AKA these guys are fags.
UnoBlackFinger: God damn their whole team is camping their asses off!

XjojobonjrX: What fags.

UnoBlackFinger: Meet me over by the truck. Let's wreck this campsite!
by iH8campers November 7, 2010
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Champagne Birthday

The birthday at which you can first drink
It's my champagne birthday and I'm going to get soooo wasted!!!
by The man of the house June 18, 2017
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Champagne Jig-Jig

1.When intoxicated, the Jig-Jig means to to move or bob up and down jerkily and rapidly.
2.When intoxicated, any object that bothers you immediately followed by the word “bitches.”
Alternative Definition #1: A Gray 2001 Pontiac Grand Prix with Tan leather interior.
1.(Country music unexpectedly plays in a dace mix) "Champagne Jig Jig"
2.(you stub your toe on a chair, directed toward the chair) "Champagne jig jig bitches!"
3. "Come check out steves new 01' Champagne jig jig!
by Bill, Alex & BJ August 1, 2004
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Champagne Casanova

A charming gentleman player who entertains his babes with finest bubbly (champagne) and then ravishes them like a true player would. Common in Durban, Umhlanga and Joburg South Africa.
"Kava" was loved, teased and pleased with the way the Champagne Casanova played his game. He surely pulped her good and proper.
by The Champgne Casanova November 23, 2010
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Champion

A person who has no life and has no reason to be living on this earth, but somehow still has girls going after him...
Champion was very rude to Anna today but Anna didn't care and kept talking to him.
by Squeebop February 19, 2017
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