Bullshit

When a curtain Game Development Team removes 188 cars from the game to increase the amount of people paying there Monthly Paid subscription

"Yo Instert Development Team Name here just removed 188 cars from the game" - Guy 1 "That's some Major Bullshit Dude" -Guy 2

by J. Brooks March 8, 2024

Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.

"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!

by jhsdfghjkloiuytgfdszxcvbni April 2, 2024

butt fuckin bullshit

When billy is sick and tired of customers and coworkers bullshit

Billy he's about sick of everyone's butt fuckin bullshit

by BillmfvNilli August 26, 2022

Farvlenarkin bullshit

A statement of total disgust

When Bethany only wanted to play date.. I told her that was some Farvlenarkin bullshit

by Blind247 January 29, 2026

Twisted Bullshit

When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."

Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"

Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"

by PhantomJ69 February 16, 2026

Cartoony Bullshit

When the most out of pocket shit imaginable happens to you.

Dude #1: Bro I was playing Mario Kart World earlier, and just as I was about to cross the finish line in 1st, 5 red shells came at me all at the same time, and I ended up losing in 24th.

Dude #2: That's the most cartoony bullshit I've ever heard.

by GoGo_Gadget March 4, 2026

Theory of the Bullshit Spectrum

The theory that bullshit exists on a spectrum, not as a binary category. Bullshit, in the philosophical sense (following Harry Frankfurt), is speech intended to persuade without regard for truth—not lying (which cares about truth enough to negate it), but bullshitting (which doesn't care at all). The Bullshit Spectrum recognizes that claims can be more or less bullshit, in different dimensions, for different purposes. A politician's vague promise is bullshit—but maybe low-grade, situational bullshit. A conspiracy theory is higher-grade bullshit, more bullshit in more dimensions. The spectrum allows for distinguishing between different kinds and degrees of bullshit, rather than lumping everything dishonest into the same category.

Theory of the Bullshit Spectrum Example: "He called everything he disagreed with 'bullshit.' The Theory of the Bullshit Spectrum showed why that was useless: some things were more bullshit than others, in different ways. The politician's exaggeration was bullshit, but low-grade, situational. The conspiracy theory was high-grade, multidimensional bullshit. Treating them the same made it impossible to respond appropriately."

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026